Office misfit Darlene Henderson, AKA "Kitty", takes her cat obsession to perverted and supernatural places, dragging her hapless co-workers John and Janine down dark and feral alleyways of murder and lust.

青龙集团(🀄)董事长过世(shì )后(hòu )，给(🕡)青龙(📊)集团(🏿)太子爷留下(xià )了(🚶)(le )镇帮(👎)之宝：一支可以号令(🆓)(lìng )整(zhěng )个青龙(😺)集团(🚯)所有人的大(dà )哥(gē )大(😹)(dà )手(🆙)提电(➰)话。一日，太子(zǐ )爷(🌄)(yé )独(dú )自去按摩院(🍌)按摩，青龙公(gōng )司(sī )一(🐀)群起(🛑)了异(🛴)心的小人得到(dà(⛲)o )消(xiā(♓)o )息后(hòu )，来到按(🤤)摩院准备劫(jié )持(chí )太(🎤)子(zǐ(😉) )爷，夺(🔖)走可以号令青龙(🆑)(lóng )公(👳)司(sī )上下的大(😳)哥大，欲控制(zhì )整个(gè(🧓) )青(qī(🍸)ng )龙集(🥄)团。哪知阴差阳错(🐜)将(jiā(🤕)ng )身(shēn )怀太极推拿绝技(♍)、胸有大(dà )志(🏍)(zhì )，却(🙎)因低微的工作被周遭(🏒)(zāo )人(🔂)(rén )嫌(🔭)弃的按摩师阿宝(♋)当成(chéng )了(le )太(tài )子爷(🗿)并将其绑架。阿宝(bǎo )乘(👃)(chéng )乱(🐋)(luàn )逃(🛷)出后，去找女朋友(✈)阿朵(🚾)(duǒ )，不料阿朵父(🐖)亲因欠人钱，被(bèi )白虎(🌩)(hǔ )帮(🐸)挟持(🍩)，阿宝答应三(sān )天(🏯)(tiān )内(🚊)替(tì )阿朵救出(👮)父亲。阿(🌧)宝、阿朵(duǒ )以(🚈)及真(🐙)正的(🥒)太子爷策划(huá )了(🎌)一(yī(🕔) )场(chǎng )一箭双雕的好戏(🕦)，却(què )上演(yǎn )了(🌒)(le )一场(🧠)又一场啼笑皆非的“闹(💝)(nào )剧(🛋)”，一边(🏩)是青龙集团错(cuò(🌟) )认(rèn )阿宝为太子爷(🤭)，一边是(shì )阿(ā )宝(bǎo )错(🕺)认为(😈)这是(🕷)未来老丈人(rén )的(🔩)(de )考(kǎ(🍜)o )题，将青龙集团(🍈)上下骗得(dé )团(tuán )团转(🎳)。阿宝(☝)和阿(📊)朵从合作(zuò )布(bù(🖲) )局，到(🌗)产生误会，到合(🎆)力(lì )救(🎦)(jiù )出阿(ā )朵的(🕸)父亲(🏨)，磨难(🎅)重重，考验(yàn )不断(🐛)。剧情(📉)跌宕起伏、搞笑(xiào )逗(⭐)(dòu )逼，按摩师阿(🕯)宝更(🕌)是(shì )成为(wéi )了(le )承载底(🔼)层小(🤹)人物(🏒)英雄情怀(huái )以(yǐ(👈) )及忠贞爱情的一代(👸)了不起(qǐ )的(de )“按摩侠”！

唐(✡)明，就(🐋)(jiù )像(🎓)(xiàng )很(hěn )多屌丝故(🐵)事里(🆓)的男主角(jiǎo )一(👥)(yī )样(yàng )，从小到大遇到(🖍)的异(🕖)性都(🏌)(dōu )是(shì )女神级的(🐻)，在经(📶)历了一堆(duī )奇(qí )怪的(💪)事情后，唐明把(😶)人生(🏇)(shēng )的(⛷)(de )不幸(xìng )归结于自(🤰)己从(🚟)小到大发(fā )着的(de )相同(😐)的梦，一次解梦的(de )经(🆔)历(lì )中，卷入了一场警(🌷)匪追(💙)(zhuī )逐(🍻)事(shì )业(yè )，负责这(🎰)次 逮捕案的是女(nǚ(💡) )主(zhǔ )角白古清，为了彻(👼)查本(👮)案(à(🤖)n )潜(qián )伏在牛氏集(💞)团的(🎏)目标嫌(xián )疑(yí(🔹) )人(rén )，失业已久的唐明(🖲)前往(⏬)(wǎng )牛(👽)(niú )市(shì )集团工作(🎞)，公交(📸)车站偶遇(yù )女(nǚ )神白(🎽)古清，却遭小人(✝)整蛊(💒)(gǔ )给(🚖)(gěi )女神留下坏印(🚝)象，人(📰)生的(de )拐(guǎi )角点(diǎn )，喜剧(⛲)的相遇却触发了(le )悲(🕍)惨(cǎn )的前尘往事：唐(🧜)明是(🧒)唐(tá(🌅)ng )三藏(cáng )的转世，白(🥪)骨精正是白(bái )古清(🛁)(qīng )的(de )前生，两人的关系(🔀)因堕(🐷)落(luò(😛) )凡(fán )间的唐三藏(🌧)而更(🦖)加亲密，前(qián )世(🏊)种下的缘分在两人之(🕞)(zhī )间(☝)(jiān )悄(🌈)(qiāo )然开花。为对抗(🎯)牛总(🆔)的(de )邪(xié )恶(è )势力，唐明(💰)和唐三藏师徒(🔦)(tú )开(🏕)(kāi )始(🚧)策划周密的营救(📴)工作(🐒)，最(zuì )后，究竟是邪不能(🥫)胜正？

Two women spend a weekend together at the North Sea. Walks on the beach, fish buns at a snack stand, mobile weather forecasts. Sky, horizon, water. One of them will soon return to her family in Argentina while the other one will try to come a step closer to the ocean. She travels to the Caribbean and the foreign makes her vulnerable. Then, the land is out of sight. On a sailing vessel she crosses the Atlantic Ocean. One wave follows the other, they never resemble. Thoughts go astray, time leaves the beaten track and the swell lulls to deep sleep. The sea takes over the narration. And when the other one reappears in it, the wind is still in her hair while the ground beneath her feet is solid. She returns and the one of them could ask: "Have you changed?

BBC电(diàn )视电(dià(💐)n )影，本片根据真实故事(🍦)(shì )改(😳)编(biā(🛸)n )，剧情基于大量事(👌)实，并得(dé )到了当事(🤱)人及其亲属的(de )合作(zuò(🎁) )与(yǔ(😧) )支持(👴)，尽力还原了整个(👔)事(shì(👇) )件(jiàn )。

On the highways of Mississippi, a psychotic priest and his brother are on a crusade to absolve sinners with their own brand of murder.

明朝嘉靖(🛶)年间，倭患不(bú )止(zhǐ )。朝(🍡)廷惊(🏧)闻有(🔌)民间组织(zhī )和(hé(📀) )朝(chá(🏐)o )廷官员里通倭寇，渔利(🔫)(lì )国(guó )家(jiā )，于(🖼)是责(🔤)令六(🐷)扇门负责侦(zhēn )查(👗)(chá )并(🍔)找出官员通倭证据。六(🔕)(liù )扇(shàn )门小捕快陆(🚉)小虾临危受命(mìng )，同时(👍)(shí )被(🛳)六扇(💞)门总捕头于初心(🛠)(xīn )派人(rén )追杀，危难(😂)之际被“山(shān )河兵(bīng )团(🐆)”的七(👑)爷所(📕)救并带回(huí )兵团(🖲)(tuán )之(🌳)(zhī )中。